You Just Might Be A Scrooge....

If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon

-- you just might be a Scrooge

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away
-- you just might be a Scrooge

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas
-- you just might be a Scrooge

If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night
-- you just might be a Scrooge

If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts
-- you just might be a Scrooge

If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log
--you just might be a Scrooge

And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin
-- you just might be a Scrooge