The Economy is sooooo bad THAT...

· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
· McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
· A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
· I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· Beverly Hills parents have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.