TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
24. Please Bypass This Heart.
23. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
22. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
21. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
20. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
19. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
18. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
17. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
16. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
15. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
14. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
13. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

11. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.

10. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t
Run So I Figure We're Even.
8. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
7. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
6. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
4. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
3. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
2. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up.