She Was So BLONDE....Part 1

- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to sort M&Ms alphabetically.
- She thought if she spoke her mind, She'd be speechless.
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,"airport left" she turned around and went home.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, She moved.
- She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evenings.
- At the bottom of an application where it says 'sign here'
she wrote"Sagittarius".
- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".