Clever Romantic Rhyme Luv Notes Contest

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"