Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign……………………….. What you be after you be eight
Bacteria…………………. …… Back door to cafeteria
Barium……………. …………. When patients die
Cesarean Section…………… A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan…….. ……………….. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize…………………… Made eye contact with her
Colic……………………………A sheep dog
Coma………………………….. A punctuation mark
D&C……………………………. Where Washington is
Dilate………………………….. To live long
Enema………………………… Not a friend
Fester…………………………. Quicker than someone else
Fibula…………………………. A small lie
G.I.Series……………….. …… World Series of military baseball
Hangnail………………… …… What you hang your coat on
Impotent……………………… Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain…………………… Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff…………………. A doctors cane
Morbid…………….. …………. A higher offer than one bid
Node…………………………... I knew it
Outpatient……………………. A person who has fainted
Pap Smear……………………. A fatherhood test
Pelvis………………………….. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative………………. A letter carrier
Recovery Room…………….. A place to do upholstery
Rectum……………….………..Damn near killed him
Secretion…………. …………. Hiding something
Seizure…………………………Roman emperor
Tablet…………………………. A small table
Terminal Illiness…………….. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor…………………………. More than one
Urine……………………………Opposite of mine
Varicose………………………. Near by close by