Saturday, December 14, 2013

disturbed carollers!





 CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE “DISTURBED”

 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
 
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
 
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas. 
 
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
 
5. Manic --- Deck the Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
                   And stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and
                   Trucks and Trees and…..
 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.
 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I’m
                                        Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why. 
 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy –
                                              can I  have a chocolate, why is France
                                              so far away?
 10Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---  Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
     
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
     Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
     Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
     Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

     Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….
    

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