"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "The candles cost more than your birthday cake.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
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