Lesson's from DAD

1. My dad taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
2. My dad taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
3. My dad taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your mother."
4. My dad taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
5. My dad taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until I get home."
6. My dad taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your mother!"
7. My dad taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
8. My dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
9. My dad taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
10. My dad taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."