40-ish ...................... 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic .....................No breasts.
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful ..................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat.
Free spirit .................. Junkie.
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
Open-minded ............. Desperate.
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. Bitch.
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat.
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat.
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
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